Black Friday Survival

Black Friday is a scary time of year - the shopping, shoving, fighting and all out war that we call the day after Thanksgiving. For those who want to make it through today without serious injury, here is what you do:

1. Shop with a shirt that say's "Police" on it. Not the band, just the word.

2. Shop with really big friends.

3. Act like you are crazy; that scares everyone.

4. Hide what you want to buy today, yesterday. For example. Say Walmart is selling a robotic toy for $25 that is normally $75. The day before the sale, take one and hide it somewhere where no one will ever find it, like under a lawnmower or potting soil.

5. Get a job at the store you want to shop at a week before the sale, then quit. Make sure you hold onto the work shirt though......Yup I do think of stuff like that. Bad I know.

6. Stay home, shop online, eat leftover dinner and eat some pumpkin pie. This is what I suggest.

I know that this post is a day late and you are now a dollar short, but just think of the jump you will get on next year! Gandy